if you really knew me....

I have seen this around on a few blogs and Kelsey over at miss blondie posted it and I thought this was fun.


If you really knew me, you would know...

• I prefer vodka over rum.
• It took me three times to pass my road test...and my brother tells me he prefers how I drive over one of my siblings. 
• I can't parallel park to save my life.
• When I get drunk, I get all friendly and apparently like to slap you on your butt! Ha!
• I am not unique when it comes to naming my pets. My current dog is named Shadow because when we got her, I felt like she was my "shadow" and followed me around. Plus, who names a black dog Honey?! And the dog before that was named Rusty...because his fur was a rust color. 
• I did not like stuffing (like the Stove Top kind) until a few years ago.
• I only really like light beer.
• I can be really blunt. My mouth has no filter.
• I probably curse way too much for a female. 
• People confused me for the Olsen Twins when I was younger. Good thing we're the same age.
• You really can't talk to me first thing in the morning.....I am not alert or pleasant!
• I have loved weddings and babies for the longest time. Like I can't wait for that period of my life. It's all planned...or so I think!
• I obsess over Channing Tatum. Like legit I'm sad he is married.
• I was written up in the police blotter of the school newspaper as a freshmen...oops!
• I put post it notes on my dashboard to remind me to get gas when I am low.
• I met Teresa Guidice. I stood two feet from Donald Trump and Rudy Guilani. 
• The taste of fish makes me sick to my stomach....hence why I eat a lot of chicken.
• I set three alarms when I have to get up....I just have this fear of over sleeping!
• My first kiss wasn't until I was 19. 
• I have such bad road rage. If you're going to follow me up my butt while I'm driving in traffic, I really just want to smack you.
• I need about three cups of coffee to be able to function for the day!